“What is going on inside those cheeks, Chipmunk? I know you’ve got something in there, because I KNOW you aren’t doing a Marlon Brando impression. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO MARLON BRANDO IS BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST A F****** CHIPMUNK. And close your mouth while you are eating, no one wants to see your chewed up whatever. Jesus Christ, Chipmunk. Manners.”
From the completely inappropriate but absolutely hilarious new blog: F*** You, Penguin.
Official tagline = A Blog Where I Tell Cute Animals What’s What.
