“I’ll buy almost anything if it’s shiny and made by Apple.”
“I never really realized how much I hated keyboards until I saw this thing. I like having an email that automatically says “Sent from a Macbook Wheel”, that way people know you have one.”
And the best, albeit completely extraneous, line of the video:
“Moving on, police warn that the Sudoku Killer will kill either 1, 4, or 9 victims next.”
