The A2cation of Gary

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Airport Security

Gary: Where's my passport?

Metal Detector Lady: You already gave it to me.

Gary: I don't see it in your hand.

Metal Detector Lady: I gave it to your daughter when she walked through.

Gary: Seriously?

Metal Detector Lady: Yeah. Why?

Gary: I'm 25. And she's my wife.

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